i've been poisoned. I am convinced.
seems like stricnine, though i've never officially been poisoned by strychnine - and i am not correcting the spelling because i haven't the energy to look it up.
if i twittered, i'd let you know through that, but i do not, so i am here.
i'm praying for either immediate death or considering having someone saw (or chop, i care not which) my body off directly under my breasts, and then reattaching myself directly to the tops of my legs.
I may look a little wierd, but it would totally be worth it.
send someone immediately, won't you?