Thursday, April 30, 2009

death

i've been poisoned. I am convinced.
seems like stricnine, though i've never officially been poisoned by strychnine - and i am not correcting the spelling because i haven't the energy to look it up.

if i twittered, i'd let you know through that, but i do not, so i am here.

i'm praying for either immediate death or considering having someone saw (or chop, i care not which) my body off directly under my breasts, and then reattaching myself directly to the tops of my legs.
I may look a little wierd, but it would totally be worth it.

send someone immediately, won't you?

11 comments:

Jennifer said...

Eeeep! That sounds terrible, feel better soon.

Sarah said...

Oh, sweetie, I am so, so sorry. Thinking of you. Maybe you can go to the hospital and tell them you're in labor - get an epidural? Just a thought...

Heart Rockin Mama said...

Oh, I'm so sorry. I hope you feel better soon.

Kim said...

ack!
Hope you are feeling better soon!

kath001 said...

Poor Steph! Hope your family is pampering you, and that no one else gets it.

love ya, auntie k

Stephanie said...

food born illness

Leanne said...

Oh Nooo! I can empathise after surviving this recently too! Heal quickly!

Kim said...

Oh how I wish I was there. Since I can't be, you will be in our prayers.
I love you!!!

Julie said...

I hope your feeling better:(

Rinnyboo said...

I hope you feel better sooooon!

Crunchy Christian Mom said...

Oh, I'm so sorry you got sick! That is miserable, I've been there too many times, unfortunately! (A couple of my own making... :P )