Oh, my goodness, I forgot my husband's birthday.
Thought I would post publicly what an ass I am.
I've aplogized a hundred times in the last half hour, and offered to throw him a party (at ten oclock at night when he works at 7am) but he said no thanks.
We'll make it up to you, Honey. We'll send you a picture tomorrow of the cake that will be waiting for you when you get home.